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Know Your Throne Value

Bathroom Break Calculator

Ever wondered how much you earn during bathroom breaks? Gross Earnings tracks your throne time, calculates your real-time earnings, and lets you compete with friends on the leaderboard. It's hilariously useful.

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Features

Everything you need on the throne

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Real-Time Earnings

Start the timer and watch your earnings tick up second by second. Know exactly how much you've made by the time you're done.

Multiple Wage Presets

Set up to 3 different hourly rates for regular pay, overtime, or side gigs. Switch between them with a single tap.

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POOtential Mode

Track hypothetical earnings using your default wage. See what could have been and dream big about your throne time!

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Leaderboards

See where you rank worldwide. Compete in Total Earnings, Hours, Visits, and Streak Days with friends and globally.

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Poo Pals

Connect with friends and colleagues. Send requests, accept invitations, and build your bathroom network of up to 500 pals.

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Privacy First

Three privacy levels, granular stat controls, and biometric login. Your bathroom business is your business.

Your earnings, down to the second

The real-time timer calculates exactly how much you're earning while on the clock. Whether it's a quick break or a marathon session, every second counts.

  • Offline-first with automatic cloud sync
  • Smart movement detection auto-stops the timer
  • Full session history with date filtering
  • 48-hour grace period for offline sessions
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Gross Earnings Leaderboard

Turn breaks into bragging rights

It's not just a solo experience. Add your Poo Pals, climb the leaderboards, and find out who really rules the porcelain throne at your office.

  • Global and Friends leaderboards
  • Activity feed to see what your Pals are up to
  • Block ("Clog") anyone you don't vibe with
  • Compare stats across multiple categories

How It Works

Three steps to throne glory

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Set Your Wage

Enter your hourly rate. Add up to 3 presets for regular pay, overtime, or side gigs.

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Start the Timer

Tap start when you sit down. Watch your earnings tick up in real-time, second by second.

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Climb the Ranks

Check the leaderboards, add Poo Pals, and find out who's the true champion of the throne.

Ready to know your worth?

Download Gross Earnings and start turning bathroom breaks into bragging rights.

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